Thursday, March 5, 2009

New vacation ideas

This morning I watched a brief story about a British cruise ship attacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia. These attacks have been going on for over a year, and based on previous successes their number is increasing. Watching this I had an idea for a new vacation concept.

Gun boat cruises. Take a large cruise ship, put a few dozen .50 cal machine guns along the deck and give passengers a change to get their own confirmed kill. Talk about family fun -- and making the world safe for democracy.

I think I could also work in a whole guns/bikinis angle -- which seems to be popular with many preospective customers. Maybe hire a couple of bikini models and have them strut around between attacks.

So, if anyone knows where to pick up low-cost criuse ships, used .50 cal machine guns or discounts on .50 cal ammunition let me know.