This morning I watched a brief story about a British cruise ship attacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia. These attacks have been going on for over a year, and based on previous successes their number is increasing. Watching this I had an idea for a new vacation concept.
Gun boat cruises. Take a large cruise ship, put a few dozen .50 cal machine guns along the deck and give passengers a change to get their own confirmed kill. Talk about family fun -- and making the world safe for democracy.
I think I could also work in a whole guns/bikinis angle -- which seems to be popular with many preospective customers. Maybe hire a couple of bikini models and have them strut around between attacks.
So, if anyone knows where to pick up low-cost criuse ships, used .50 cal machine guns or discounts on .50 cal ammunition let me know.
3 comments:
Ok, you asked for it.
Cruise ships for sale:
http://cruiseship.homestead.com/cruiseships.html
Ammunition isn't too hard:
http://www.50bmgsupply.com/
However, purchasing a full auto 50 cal is harder.
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124567803
A class 3 FFL can be obtained with enough money and patience.
Purchasing a few hundred however, might raise a few eyebrows.
Yea, but that's just semi-auto.
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